It's funny how things
Have a way of working themselves out
You ask what I'm talkin about
Baby come on
I'm not a sell-out
But I'm filled with self-doubt
The last thing I need is
someone telling me all 'bout love

And all the things that come with it
You suck it so I lick it
Punch your ticket
Cuz you're leaving
first thing in the morning
I hope you didn't have a lot to do
Cuz by the time this night is through
I'd have done everything
I want to do to you

I know what you been doing
I know who you been screwing
We must admit the last fuck is
The best of all
I beat it up so rough
That you got to crawl
We must admit the last fuck is
The best of all

It's a strange little world
that we're living in
A strange world in which
Sex rules everything
Around me and all those around you too
Take a look around this room
and what you'll find is me and you
All us dirty humans addicted to something
Be it fucking, abusing substances
or excessive finances

I've learned a bit
I should tone it down a bit
I'm slowly getting over it
I no longer care who you're with
or who I'm with
I'm over it

I know who you've been doing
Whose dick you busy chewing
We must admit the last fuck is
The best of all
We getting down like a
Fucking freak festival
We must admit the last fuck is
The best of all

And for that matter
All up in my pink matter
Hey batter, batter
Trading dirty chit chatter
What's the matter with ya?
I like to think that I'm a
Little more sophisticated
But when I'm propositioned
I feel like I'm obligated

Funny
We're all addicted to love, drugs, and money
In the land of greener grass
Where I'm told it's always sunny
And I'm sick of it
There's no getting used to it
Inappropriate
I'll let you hit if
I can just get another hit

I know what you've been doing
and I hope that it was worth it
You left your cell phone ouT
I wish I could go back avoid it
What's done is done
but it's the least I can do
Cuz in the end there's no other girl
I'd have over you

I know where you've been sleeping
I know that you've been creeping
We must admit the last fuck is
The best of all
We getting down in a suite
at the Beau Rivage
We must admit the last fuck is
The best of all

I know what you've been doing
I know who you've been screwing
We must admit the last fuck is
The best of all
I beat it up so rough
That you got to crawl
We must admit the last fuck is
The best of-